stonednun:

BEST INTERNET APP EVER MADE. IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKIN EVER FOOLS.

http://www.prankowl.com/?r=12670

^^ this shit lets you force two phone numbers to call each other, and records it for you to listen. HILARIOUS.

best way to use it:
1) find a few carryout/delivery food places near you (use google or something)
2) go to the “make 2 friends call each other” feature on site and put in the numbers
3) after call is over, listen to it. if good, click make it public and post here

pleatedjeans:

via

justbadpot:

STOP IT.

annadraconida:

HAAAAAAAAAA

jackiemaxxrippage:

Ricky tries to get a loan

xxscrumxx:

Just finished watching Trailer Park Boys season 5

• What comes around is all around
• Supply and command
• It’s not a ladybug, it’s a canapillar
• Save me some of them sweet and power chicken things
• You make my words, I’m going to get my grade 10
• Everyone else can take a boat to Fuckoffityland
• I todaso. I fuckin’ atodaso
• Denial and error
• Get two birds stoned at once
• It’s clear to see who makes the pants here
• It’s a peach-n-cake
• I’m just stretched out
• Worst case Ontario
• Holy fuck, Rakins